I was never a business ninja--but I am excited to adapt to all this time at the office.

No power tie here

(I am new to the office)

Power lies within.

Baby Will Be Born In Chinese "Year of the Metal Rabbit."

New Friend Pat and I

Might Celebrate the New Year

With Metal Music

Late Night With the iPod

Everyone Else Sleeps

The House Is Very Quiet

I Guard With Music

Contemporary Fashion Is Funny

Classic Ninja Robes:

In Over Five Hundred Years

NEVER Out of Style.

Mid February Dreams In Mid January

Mid-January

And I'm Thinking Of Next Month

And Valentine's Day!

Ninja? Check! Baby? Check! Eggplant? Check!

The Baby Is Now 

As Big As An Eggplant

(Big As A Ninja.)

I Measure Baby's Closet With MYSELF: 4.88 ns. wide X 2.88 ns. deep X 9.44 ninjas tall

I'm Nine Inches Tall

I Have A Nine Inch Nubspan:

Perfect Measurement

Haikubes With Powerpuff

Trying To Haikube

All Powerpuff Girl Will Do

Is Stare, Smile and Laugh

The Earth: Big

Earth Is A Big Place

For Such A Tiny Ninja

Big For Babies, too . . . 

The Bag I Was Carried Home In

It's Quite Strange To See

The Bag In Which I Came Home

It's Been A Long Time...

$1 Ninja Lottery Scratch-Off Game

Ninja Scratch-Off Game:

No Dishonor In Losing

A Silly Game ONCE